Proprietor Away from the Helm
Directing "The Brush Off"
T.L.N. has been very quiet of late while we hold our collective breath waiting to see what kind of hash Our Proprietor will make of directing. His wine-stained hand has been off the Two Paddocks tiller since October, directing "The Brush Off" in Melbourne (starring wine connoisseur David Wenham).
There have been mutterings on the prises that he knows as much about directing as he does about pruning (not a lot). We have suppressed this scuttlebutt with uncommon ferocity, and are pleased to report that all naysayers are now serving in a willing coalition elsewhere, and that Our Proprietor is indeed the unheralded genius we've always suspected him to be. Any laughter at this suggestion will be met with lawyer's letters.