Private Paddock Club Guidelines
Some Provisional Club Guidelines
1. It will not be this kind of club
But dancing is encouraged anyway. Particularly in the orchard.
2. There will be no dress code
But you may dress in Morning Suits if you wish.
Jandals optional, but frowned upon.
3. There will be no Reading Room as such.
But we plan to build one by 2042.
4. The main rule will be as follows : This is a club with NO rules.
5. With this exception - The Prop will be President for Life.
He should be addressed as El Presidente at formal occasions.
6. Club Greeting
There will be a secret code word between members [a little like the Freemason's Handshake]
You will know other members wherever you are in the world when they utter the following Top Secret Word
" CHEERS ! "
IMPORTANT -
Now you know the secret code - destroy this information immediately