23 November 2012

Spring brings new growth...

Yes, the vineyards are vibrant with new growth, the staff are flat out, the Prop will be home any day now, in other words it's all on.

The corollary to this, and the downside as far as the women of the region go, is that it means it's also Movember, and the boys are at it again, growing moustaches as fast as they can for charity – prostate cancer.

From left to right, with their chance of a win:

• Simon -- No new ground broken here, this is pretty much the all-year-round fungus, and that's probably as good as it gets. Outside chance, but could improve.
• Tim -- Doing alright. Well shaped, with reasonable growth rate. Could be a reasonable bet.
• Mike -- Top growth rate, but likely to lose points with the addition of the 70s metal/ Last Emperor extensions. Worth a punt if he takes some fashion advice.
• Keith -- As last year, simply desperate. Will be tested for HGH at the end of the month and likely for disqualification at that time. A poor bet.

In the meantime, they are doing all they can to get over the line again at the end of the month. Judges this year to be announced later.

Footnote: The Prop is not able to enter, having worn the mo spectacularly since April. Could qualify for a special prize for long service and outstanding idiocy.