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Top Ten Tunes

Chris Pratt


Ladies and gentlemen, tonight in the TP day-glo disco™.

Tonight the best looking DJ we ever had. Ladies keep your tops on.  It’s none other than the dearly beloved CHRIS PRATT!  The Proprietor and Chris work together, boarded together, lockdown in Jurassic World at peak Covid time.  And we danced.  Of course, it goes without saying, the Props moves were superior.  Sam was also decent enough to double as necessary as Pratt’s trainer*, which in large part explains why he’s so damn buffed. Those muffin top days are long gone. 

So here he is, spinning disks for you, you and you… hey what did I say about those tops? You have been warned. 

It’s possible you don’t know this, Chris is also a farmer like the Prop, and loves his livestock in a completely acceptable fashion.  But that’s by the by, we are here for a good time, not a long time. So get on the floor, click on the song title and crank up the volume. Grandparents and kids can leave the room. 

 * that is a damned lie b t w


Seriously it’s a pleasure and a privilege to have our friend @prattprattpratt here at the disco. 


Here is my top 10 list..

Etching the titles of my ten favorite songs into digital stone scares me. What if I’m judged? What if they change? Of course they will! So, the following are my ten favorite songs right now. As in this list would certainly be different if I were asked yesterday or tomorrow or ten minutes from now.



  1. Lean on Me - Club Nouveau

    Sentimental, brings me back to a very special time in my childhood.

  2. True Colors - Cindy Lauper

    Same reason

  3. Like a Virgin - Madonna

    Same reason

  4. Here I Go Again - White Snake

    Same reason. Clearly I was a child in the 80’s.

  5. A Day in the Life - Beatles

    Same reason. But also! It’s the Beatles!! I could go on and on and on about The Beatles they’re my favorite band. But greatest hits 67-70!? Cmon!!

    Ok no more Beatles.

    Same Reason as previous about sentiment of youth.

  6. Papa Loved Mama - Garth Brooks

    I could go on and on about Garth Brooks too. Like The Beatles.

  7. Troubadour - George Strait

    Same as Garth and Beatles. Too many songs to narrow it down.

  8. You Say - Lauren Daigle

    She’s great!

  9. Heart of God - Zach Williams, off the album A Hundred Highways

    I’ve listened to this song several times over the past month along with the rest of Thousand Highways album that he just put out. Incredible. Love him.

  10. Mary Don’t You Weep - Aaron Neville

    Meaningful and wonderful song that I always use to start every big road trip, each new job and as the initial soundtrack to the new seasons in my life.

What did I say about the tops? Security those three ladies in the mosh pit - out now!!  Everybody else, on your feet and a round of applause, and three cheers for the man of the moment CHRIS PRATT!!!!!! 

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