Chris Pratt

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight in the TP day-glo disco™.

Tonight the best looking DJ we ever had. Ladies keep your tops on.  It’s none other than the dearly beloved CHRIS PRATT!  The Proprietor and Chris work together, boarded together, lockdown in Jurassic World at peak Covid time.  And we danced.  Of course, it goes without saying, the Props moves were superior.  Sam was also decent enough to double as necessary as Pratt’s trainer*, which in large part explains why he’s so damn buffed. Those muffin top days are long gone. 

So here he is, spinning disks for you, you and you… hey what did I say about those tops? You have been warned. 

It’s possible you don’t know this, Chris is also a farmer like the Prop, and loves his livestock in a completely acceptable fashion.  But that’s by the by, we are here for a good time, not a long time. So get on the floor, click on the song title and crank up the volume. Grandparents and kids can leave the room. 

 * that is a damned lie b t w

Seriously it’s a pleasure and a privilege to have our friend @prattprattpratt here at the disco. 

Here is my top 10 list..

Etching the titles of my ten favorite songs into digital stone scares me. What if I’m judged? What if they change? Of course they will! So, the following are my ten favorite songs right now. As in this list would certainly be different if I were asked yesterday or tomorrow or ten minutes from now.