Bryan Brown

Laaadies and Gentlemen! Tonight, flown directly from NYC and the set of The Good Wife, (by Two Paddocks Virtual Air first class -- "you only imagine that bed is flat.") a very special Dayglo guest, arguably the Prop's closest friend, The Nipper from Panania, and latterly the Bodgie of Balmain; one of the greatest Leading Men of Australian Cinema of all time, a menace to himself and to his peers, an adornment to Australian Society, an advertisement for a good Catholic Education, an example to the fathers of Oz, a disgrace after 6 pm. Why he has been selected as DJ at all is a mystery in itself, the man is tone deaf (what little he can hear at all) and we have proof of his tin ear a recording of him butchering a version of his mate Billy Thorpe's great anthem Mashed Potato Yeah at the last big birthday bash. But here he is, he's dusted off the old 45's, he's got the winklepickers on, plus he's raided the old brylcreem jar, he's looking good, the crowd loves him .. .give him room please. Security he's fine he's with us bring him up to the stage, he's got his records on... A big Dayglo roar if you please for the one and only...MR BRYAN BROWN!!

Part 1: The Beginning