Two Paddocks Clothing

Available Now at the Central Otago Wine Company

Due to an avalanche of demand (would we exaggerate to you?) a limited supply of our clothing line is now available at Central Otago Wine Company. The world's most exclusive outerwear, crafted in Canada, includes:

Roots Frost Polo Zip -- Heavy weight fleeced jumper, long sleeved. Very warm. In cheerful red. Inscribed "Two Paddocks" in small black letters on the left. -- $155 NZD inc. G.S.T. -- Cellar door sales only.

Roots Glacier Jacket -- Black fleece, with red "Two Paddocks" small letters. Very Chic. -- $155 NZD inc. G.S.T. -- Cellar door sales only.

Roots Tee Shirt -- White. Excellent quality. Inscribed "Neill Pinot Noir Two Paddocks" as on label of wine, in red and black. Much admired. -- $45 NZD inc. G.S.T. -- Cellar door sales only.

Roots Caps -- (pictured right) Black with tan pigskin peak. Inscribed "Two Paddocks" in red. Cool. -- $40 NZD inc. G.S.T. -- Cellar door sales only.

Two Paddocks clothing is carefully designed for all occasions; coronations, investitures, christenings and formal balls etc'. More than one punter looked sharp at the Melbourne Cup this year in our kit, and we have also been told of sightings in the Royal Enclosure at Ascot. These are probably unreliable reports however; some of our spies tend to the bibulous. On the other hand, at such time as you are attending to plumbing and electrical duties around the manor, you will not feel out of place in a Two Paddocks sweater. Although made for both sexes our clothes somehow make women more attractive, and men undeniably more handsome.

Relax, look good, light the pipe - the world looks rosier when you are dressed by TWO PADDOCKS.

At this point, we are not accepting mail order because, here at the bureau, we are still unable to find anyone with sufficient skills to spell your address correctly. But we do recommend a visit to the winery and our well-dressed staff will be happy to look after you there.