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Rock Star Sex Shock

Jimmy Baahns (Jimmy “the ladies love it” Baahns), one of our South Suffolk rams, who is currently … servicing our ewes at Alex Paddocks has suffered a small but significant setback this last month. It was noticed that Jimmy’s … um … member seemed to have an unusual silhouette when Jimmy was faced with willing and available girlfriends. Much consternation and calling for veterinary advice, and the misshapen Jimmy … gear came in for close inspection.

It seems that in the enthusiasm of fulfilling his functions, Jimmy, perhaps a tad over stimulated, has had the misfortune to develop a hernia on his primary piece of equipment.

Amazingly, however, this does not seem to have slowed Jimmy down one iota, and he is seen hard at it day and night. Perhaps the competition of his cobber Mel Gibbston has galvanized him into some kind of frenzy.

All staff, while wincing at the very idea, lift their Two Paddocks hats to our boy Jimmy.


Note: Do NOT try this at home

2nd Note: We hear the previous incumbent in Jimmy's role, Brian Brown, is having a good laugh at Jimmy’s plight.

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