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Private Paddock Club Guidelines

Some Provisional Club Guidelines

1. It will not be this kind of club 

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But dancing is encouraged anyway. Particularly in the orchard.

2. There will be no dress code

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But you may dress in Morning Suits if you wish.
Jandals optional, but frowned upon.

3. There will be no Reading Room as such.

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But we plan to build one by 2042.

4. The main rule will be as follows :  This is a club with NO rules.

5. With this exception -  The Prop will be President for Life.
He should be addressed as El Presidente at formal occasions.

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 6. Club Greeting

There will be a secret code word between members  [a little like the Freemason's Handshake]
You will know other members wherever you are in the world when they utter the following Top Secret Word
“ CHEERS ! “

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IMPORTANT -
Now you know the secret code – destroy this information immediately

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