Living It Large

Is there a Weightwatchers for piggies? Here at H.Q. we are shifty and elusive when passers-by make mention of the rotund nature of our potbelly pigs, Peggy and Polly. The girls have rather a good time of it at this time of the year, cleaning up fruit windfalls, acorns etc. (yum). But probably too good a time of it.

Maybe time for a pig dietitician. Or a pig trainer. Or a sign-up at a pig gym. Motivation may be a problem. When the Proprietor passes by and suggests a bit of a walk, the pigs roll their eyes, and sigh and turn away.

Having had a similar response from his children for years, his feelings are hardly even hurt.