How to Wear a Hat

Here at H.Q. we are always happy to help. As part of our constant effort to enlighten and inspire, we tender the following advice on How to Wear a Hat.

1. Purchase a fashionable and practical piece of headgear, i.e. a hat.
2. Go outside.
3. Turn hat around in the light. You will notice it usually has a hollow bit approximately half the size of your head.
4. Raise hat above head.
5. Lower the hollow bit, gently but firmly onto the top of said head.
6. Admire result, and wait for flattering attention.

The Proprietor models vintage Two Paddocks Hat after following the above instructions, while modestly accepting flattering comments from vino aficionado, and old Two Paddocks friend, Geraldo Nucifora. Pigeon Island, Lake Wakatipu, 2008.