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Flawed Science

Dodgy Research. Don't Try This At Home

Notting Hill, London - In a spontaneous show of enthusiasm for the recent U.K. release of Two Paddocks 2001, some two dozen "showbiz types" participated this week in a somewhat unscientific and generally intemperate experiment to answer the long debated question - does Two Paddocks leave a hangover?

Management were alarmed by estimates that participants consumed the equivalent to a laboratory rat consuming 1.3 litres of Pinot per hour, but early results look good. No headaches reported. However scientists have immediately called the data into question, and point out that several of those present boast famously hardened livers and thirsts of legendary status.

In any case, management urges their loyal and valued customers NOT to try this at home. Two Paddocks, like all the finest things in life, is best enjoyed in moderation.

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