COW SHOCK!

Staff Shattered!

Shakira, our cow, in spite of weeks in the connubial company of our neighbour's bull, it seems is NOT in calf. She has just been putting on weight. And pulling our legs as a consequence. Another phantom pregnancy.

We are not a little disappointed. Our plans for fresh milk are put back for another twelve months.

So that's it for honeymoons for our cow. Next time (November) it will be the vet, and the intervention of veterinarian science. No more leaving things to romance. AI,

This photo is from last year, incidentally, when she still had her girlish figure.