Alarming Stock Depletion

Management has expressed some concern at the alarming tendency the Proprietor has shown over the festive season to pass out at inappropriate occasions. Unkind suggestions were made that there maybe some connection between this and the incredible speed with which our Sauvignon and Riesling are leaving stock. This has been firmly rejected by the proprietor, and in his defence it must be said he acted in no less than 3 films last year and directed one other. Fatigue may be the best explanation...the kindest anyway.