Advice for Young Pigs

A survival guide for life in a vineyard.

If you are a pig newby, a porcine neophyte, take this simple motto to heart if you want to make it to next spring:

 Never, but never, be seen with an apple in your mouth!

Bad move!

It just gives people ideas. The wrong ideas ....

Mind you, the boys, under similar circumstances, could give a pig ideas too. The wrong ideas....

Bad form.

Mike, Simon and Bob giving pigs ideas. Cue spooky music...

Note ... Just kidding, neither our pig, nor our staff have any reason to be anxious.

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