A survival guide for life in a vineyard.
If you are a pig newby, a porcine neophyte, take this simple motto to heart if you want to make it to next spring:
Never, but never, be seen with an apple in your mouth!
It just gives people ideas. The wrong ideas ....
Mind you, the boys, under similar circumstances, could give a pig ideas too. The wrong ideas....
Mike, Simon and Bob giving pigs ideas. Cue spooky music...
Note ... Just kidding, neither our pig, nor our staff have any reason to be anxious.
Sale of Liquor License Ref: OF129
Licence No. 67/OFF/30/2022
Expires 24th August 2025